Waxing in the Dark

I’m not really sure how I’m supposed to feel right now.

First I was freakin’ out thinking “So many plotlines to resolve! Are theyfinallygoing to beat the self-assured smiles off those smarmy villains? Is everyonefinallygoing to reveal their secrets at last? Are theyfinallygoing to reveal who the mole is already? Will Wally and Artemisfinallyget over their denial and kiss already?!”

I did not expect the overload that came with the last two episodes…it was so fast and I am only beginning to process everything that happened…

My reaction in a nutshell:

Who the heck is Rocket and where did she come from?

RED ARROW IS THE MOLE!!!! I KNEW IT YOU SLY BAST-OH WAIT- you’re a clone ohhhhhh I take it back. My sympathies poor guy.

EVERYONE IS BRAINWASHED!!!!! *freaks out* 

Red Tornado, I think I love you, creepy android body and all.

Black Canary, same as above (minus the android part)

Vandal is YJ’s Xanatos, complete with monologuing about the intricacies of his evil plot nobody could figure out blah blah blah -_-

OH MY GOODNESS-SUPERMAN AND SUPERBOY…ROBIN AND BATMAN-

                           ….that’s my boys

YES!!! The heroes are reprogrammed! The bad guys are trapped and it looks like they might have been beaten for goo-

Bad guys escape. AGAIN.

Aww yay New Years! Wait, Wally what are you doing-Wally, WALLY, THANK YOU MOTHER OF AGNI THEY FINALLY KISSED AND- *splutters* whaaaa…Zatanna and Robin?! Rocket and Aqualad?! EVERYBODY LIVES AND EVERYONE MAKES OUT, OH SAINTED MONKEYFEATHERS!!!!!

Oh wait, THAT’S THE REAL ROY…. o.o

Ok, so Batman’s going on about the 6 Justice Leaguers MIA ok, ok, more explanation AND THEN THE EPISODE CUTS OFF.

I’m going to go break something.